Sunday, March 30, 2014

"Kunoichi are Evil"

This is a comission pic made by my long time friend, Marius Dixon/AKA Rokku-D. Shonnie Flash engages Oriyame in a sparring match.



And then....




That fateful night was a night that will forever reshape the scope of his world. A once proud detective, martial arts, and tactician was defeated in more ways than one. What was intended to be a casual sparing match between proficient martial artists was turned into a one-sided beat down...
Shonnie Flash had returned to his home without uttering a single word to his younger brother or his fellow agents. All they could do was stare in shock at the half-shaven head and battered body of their friend and senior officer. Feeling a mixture of shame, humiliation, and confusion, the detective could no longer bare to show his face to his friends. 

So he secluded himself to his room under the cover of a generic paper bag mask.
Like a lot of people he knew, Shonnie was always infatuated with the idea of female ninjas. In fact he spent a long time pursuing a particular kunoichi named Oriyame. Though most of his previous efforts have failed to leave an impression on her, the young detective had hoped to appeal to kunoichi's fighting spirit by showing her his skills in a sparring match. However the match would gradually escalate to a full on battle between warriors. Despite his best efforts Shonnie was grossly outmatched. No attack he used could touch Oriyame. His powerful bionic eyes could not locate or detect Oriyame. There wasn't a single strategy he could implement to overcome her ninja abilities. It was then at the climax of the fight that Oriyame would attack with a laser kunai. While Shonnie was able to duck out of the way of the attack, Oriyame's laser kunai managed to slice-off, more than half of his famous afro haircut. An act that to Shonnie was on par with snatching off the mask from a luchador or shaving-off a lion's mane. To say the young detective was devastated at the loss of his afro, would be a gross understatement. Because of the great shame and humiliation inflicted on him, Shonnie fled from the match in disgrace. With a furious outburst, he denounced any feelings he has held for Oriyame and any positive opinion on kunoichis.

"Kunoichi are  evil. They are nothing but trouble... Kunoichi are evil. They are nothing but trouble... Kunoichi are evil... They are nothing but trouble... "

The detective would repeat that montra over and over. Until those words burned into his mind. Soon he would develop a latent resentment towards female ninjas. His heart, once full of infatuation for the female practitioners of ninjitsu. Now boils with bitterness and hatred at the mere sight of a kunoichi.